She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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