She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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