I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
this hospital has no fireball
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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