i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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