They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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