Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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