I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
