I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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