I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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