so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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