I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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