AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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