who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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