i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she looked like the before picture.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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