I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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