Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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