Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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