On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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