Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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