yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
