I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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