Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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