wakey wakey hands off snakey
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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