I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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