Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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