You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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