she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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