i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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