It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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