my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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