Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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