quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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