woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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