Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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