ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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