This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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