Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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