u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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