I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
be right there i have to get my cape
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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