i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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