I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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