no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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