Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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