Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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