She announced her abortion via fbk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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