His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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