Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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