Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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