I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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