Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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