3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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