You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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