some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
...so i touched it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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