dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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