Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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